Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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