I swear she didn't look like that last week.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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