New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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