pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
i believe in u and ur pee
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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