There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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