I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
