Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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