I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Less talking, more tequila
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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