In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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