i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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