Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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