i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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