I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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