i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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