Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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