Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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