Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I need to sanitize my soul.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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