We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I deserve this hangover.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
