It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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