Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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