Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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