Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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