I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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