After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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