ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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