I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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