I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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