i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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