i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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