I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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