You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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