sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Do plants get herpes?
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