He is such a slut. More and more my type.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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