so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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