Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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