People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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