i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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