i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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