I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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