We're facebook friends in real life
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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