Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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