that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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