just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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