I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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