I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Shame - the story of my life.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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