Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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