you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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