He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
