So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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