How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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