I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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